10 things I hate
1) Buffets – nothing is more annoying than going for some noodles and you scoop up a freakin fatty boneless spare rib. Love it when strangers are breathing over the food as they snoop up their dinner. Those glass shields don’t work. Germs are airborne.
2) Dinner menus without prices. This is complete bullshit. Somebody should tell the Chefs the place across the street is better and puts prices next to the item. Jack ass.
3) Those services that call you then ask you to wait for a customer service rep. Basically, they are saying your time is not valuable. Bastards.
4) The cab that smells like absolute shit and the driver who refuses to open the window. No tip for you Mr. taxi driving asshole who doesn’t mind basting in ass.
5) The waiter or waitress who asks you how your meal is as your mouth is full of the shit they just brought over to your table three minutes ago. 9/10 out of ten this happens to me when I eat out. My new move is a thumps up or down then I put up one finger and tell them how I really feel.
6) You buy a pair of nice Jeans that you love. They fit and look great until a few days later when the boot fringe wears away and it starts to look like crap. It happens to me all the time. I am too lazy to go down the street get this situated.
7) Putting on a fresh new fitted sheet on your mattress sucks ass. There has got to be a better way. One corner done, two corners done, three corners done… pop two corners not done. Shit.
8) and those F’n Duvets are a crock of shit. I cant seem to get it on even, my dog chews the buttons and it takes forever to figure shit out. Guess what mom, I don’t use that shitty Duvet because I am not a frenchie. Get me a down comforter.
9) People who talk in a round about way on the phone. I don’t want to hear the story, just tell me what you need me to know. Sorry, your cat died the day before construction. Like I give a fuck. Brevity is golden.
10) People who think they are perfect yet they can’t seem to climb the corporate ladder. Guess what? The people above you have fucked up and will continue to fuck up because this is how you learn. This is how it works. If you work for ABC Inc and fuck up on a huge project while at ABC Inc. Do you think you will get fired? Probably not for the simple reason that your fuck up just cost ABC Inc. a ton of money. This translates into an expensive lesson that ensures you will not fuck up again. If ABC fires you and hires someone new then there is a good chance the new guy could make the same mistake and cost the company more money. In short, you are not perfect. Nobody likes perfect. Fucking up is a good thing and will help you climb that ladder over time.
